I have been working on something new for the site but I need everyone’s help. I’m gathering some of the most memorable Angela Martin quotes and need to know what your favorites are. Please leave a comment or send me an email with your favorite quote!
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Angela: I’m having relationship problems, and since you’re always having relationship problems I thought you’d be able to give me some advice.
Pam: What’s wrong?
Angela: I have this crazy thought, that I know is crazy, that maybe Dwight killed my cat. When I got home Sprinkles was in the freezer where Dwight said he left her, but all my bags of frozen french fries had been clawed to shreds. Something’s not right! The vets are doing an autopsy.
Phyllis: [the employees are listing what books they would like to read on a desert island] The DaVinci Code.
Angela: The DaVinci Code. I would bring The DaVinci Code. So I could burn The DaVinci Code.
Dwight Schrute: [Talking quietly to Angela with Ryan nearby, trying badly to hide their affair] What about that meeting later to… discuss finances?
Angela: Yes… but don’t expect any cookie.
Dwight Schrute: [Slowly] But what if I’m hungry?
Angela: No cookie.
that was a good one
It’s not a surprise to me. Pam is the office mattress.
I laughed so hard when I heard that one!
I like the episode featuring movie Monday.
Dwight says “Not everyone approves of Movie Monday. I won’t say who.”
Cuts to Angela
Angela: “I Don’t approve. I don’t”
I thought that was pretty funny.
I love the Hello Kitty quote, too! Thanks!
“I don’t walk into your house and steal your Hello Kitty backpack.”
This one almost made me wet myself when I first heard it. Maybe it’s because I’m Asian and know too many adult women that are so into Hello Kitty.
“Looks like someone took the slow train from Philly.” That’s code for “check out the slut.”
Poop is raining from the ceilings. Poop!
That’s my personal favorite.